The idiocy of kings, the madness of emperors

thatscienceguy:

gifcraft:

Amazing resonance experiment with salt
Using a vibrating metal plate connected to tone generator, Scientist Bruss Pup performs scientific magic by seemingly controlling and manipulating grains of salt to dance in specific patterns.

I’ve done this before! It was Amazing!!

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end of week 5

8 weeks left
Haven’t used Facebook in like 6 weeks.
I need to call some of my friends.
Or text them.
Also have had a gun pulled on me at least once a week.
Got in a fight last night too.
Knuckles all bloody.
Broke his tooth.
I haven’t spoken to my sister in like 3 weeks.

sunsetsandserotonin:

amysphoenix:

ughwenz:

Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.

i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it

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“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner   (via piaopew)

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alifeofrandomness:

worldfighter:

fuckingrapeculture:

igotpillstheyremultiplying:

fuckingrapeculture:

Is that silent bob or am I confusing things?

Yep. Kevin Smith, director of Clerks and other movies (Mallrats, etc.) He also plays Silent Bob in his own films..

Well clearly when Silent Bob decides not to be silent, he speaks gold.

Kevin Smith is a phenomenal being who stands up and speaks many truths all the time. 

Rock on, Silent Bob.

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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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(via contemplatingmadness)

“We should do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn a living. It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. The youth of today are absolutely right in recognizing this nonsense of earning a living. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery because, according to Malthusian Darwinian theory he must justify his right to exist. So we have inspectors of inspectors and people making instruments for inspectors to inspect inspectors. The true business of people should be to go back to school and think about whatever it was they were thinking about before somebody came along and told them they had to earn a living.”
Buckminster Fuller 
I really needed to read this. —TO (via tobia)

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“Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters  (via blua)

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upon reading my last post

I’ve come to the conclusion I’m a little bitch right now.

random thoughts from the failed cultist.

1) I don’t get home until right before classes start. I better fucking go to the beach. I’m gonna be white as fuck.
2) WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ATTRACTIVE LATINAS HERE. Goddamn.
3) Getting hit on when you can’t have sex until August 10 is like being allergic to cake and working in a bakery.
4) I need to figure out who I am taking on a date when I get back. I plan on blowing a few hundred that night. (Adam if you volunteer yourself you better bring an engaging, intelligent, hot girl too, you cheap Jewish bastard. Jay, I already bought you steak).
5) The hardest part about working 13.5 hours+ six days a week is the fact you eat so little and oh yeah, no time for sex, drugs, or alcohol. (Which is why we swore them off. Ohgodwhy).
6) I am going to be hornier than a high schooler at the end of this summer.
7) I will have 10 grand+ above what I need for the next year. This means I can also take someone to Europe when I go with my group in December.
8) And we also are going to Mexico for a week in November.
9) I should be working right now. I’m eating. I already made 200 bucks today though. I need to keep working though.
10) Tallahassee will still have fucktons of road construction when I get back. But Gaines street opened before I left. Miracles happen.
11) I WANT REAL FOOD.
12) Gainesville and Tallahassee are gonna be so boring now. I better make more shit happen.